O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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