My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i don't like sucking hair
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
