Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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