That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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