It's like God shit irony all over that family
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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