Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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