so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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