erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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