if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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