You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
bring money and cleavage
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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