what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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