so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My feet surprised me
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