I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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