i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Green mimosas i think yes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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