who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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