In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
someone owes me an orgasm
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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