idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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