yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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