Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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