he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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