Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
