I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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