Porn is love you can see.
I think I died a long time ago.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
