She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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