dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
