Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This is the high leading the old right now
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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