So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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