My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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