Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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