guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
honey bunches of taint.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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