We named our party play list daddy issues
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
