Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
