We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
