Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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