I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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