I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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