She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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