We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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