How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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