Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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