he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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