I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
