google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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