Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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