people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Randomize
