A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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