Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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