yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
