didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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