i think i have herpe
just one?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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