Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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