Banned from zoo.
Again?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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