I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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