this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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